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cutetys:

what do you mean he isn’t an actual penguin

(via cr1tikal)

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itimaruya:

spy Arthur & Francis

(via alfredtalia)

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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via ruinedchildhood)

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phanphanphan:

you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

(via classicgirlygrrl)

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militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

(via smosh)

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shitthesignssay:

Let’s be frank,

we’re all creepy strangers on the internet that don’t know shit about each other.

Reblog with your birthday so your followers know when to send you some nice birthday themed hate mail!

or you could get them a zodiac present :)

(via under-prussia)

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thedarkkonoha:

too risky